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The people who meander through the middle of a crowded mall, airport or movie theater and just STOP in the middle of the stream, looking around with confused faces, oblivious to the human traffic piling up behind them. Bonus points if they run over toes with strollers or suitcases.

The biathlon. Does anyone except Jason Bourne need to ski cross-country while shooting a rifle?

Becoming a proctologist. The money must be great.

Why Subway puts oil and vinegar all over their subs, then gives you one napkin.

Parents who constantly holler at their kids for being kids—i.e. curious, talkative, busy. Start saving now for their therapy.

Those ducks people dress up and place outside their front doors.

Joining “causes” on Facebook. Am I missing the way this is helping?

Pastors who think it’s a good idea to have their son as associate pastor, wife as women’s ministry director, daughter as children’s director, etc……and the elders who allow it.

Why the ice cream truck in my neighborhood played “Silent Night” all summer.

Beauty pageants.

Beauty pageants for girls under 18.

Beauty pageants for girls under 8.

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